crockett
Are you saying that you will trust people like this to hold 2257 documents for you? Trust me Playboy and Penthouse have their documentation together a bit more than this.
FATPad
The first thing an attorney would say is shut up, say nothing this is now my job. Neither of these guys have lawyers or are likely to get them. Lawyers don't work for $5 an hour.
Groove
Good idea, this is at that level.