I'm working on a new theme song for the next .xxx infomercial (currently seen on no channels anywhere). Its a bouncy, jaunty tune, and it starts out like this...
(You can't possibly hear the melody I've got in mind, and the video I'm imagining involves Nikki99's friends sucking off horses. HEY! that's why your God gave us imaginations, right?)
A one and a two and a three...
Quote:
Hey! Coca-Cola, woncha you Coca-Cola, buy Coca-Cola... du-du-du-dot-dot triple X! Buy your domain name, protect your corpr'ate image - protect your corporate image or the kids will think of sex...
...when they buy Coca-Cola, they'll be buying Coca-Cola; they'll drink Coca Cola but they'll dream of Triple X!
[Short Instrumental Break]
Hubba-bubba, parents! Your kid's name is Clarence?!? Protect kids not named Clarence by buying Triple X! Your school.org means nothing - its ASSES we be stuffin'. Kids down on the muffin' eating up dot triple X!
[Drum Solo]
[Bridge]
Vigor High... How about more vigour when you get high? ROFL! Laughtercropper!
Collins High School... Triple X rules - dot org drools! It drools... You fools! FOOLS! FOOOOOOLLLLSSS!
[/Bridge]
A hundred thousand bucks, it might just make you fucks tow the line... (tow the line! Tow the LINE!) Everytime!
Yak-a-tak-a-tak-a-tak-a-tak-a-ta-yow!
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When I get banned I'll record the song and put it on Youtube.
Its a work in progress... I don't have a chorus yet, but I'll write up the charts tomorrow.
Good Night, and Good Luck.
Nikki, I love you.