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Old 11-18-2011, 08:24 AM  
Paul Markham
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Pros to being married
Someone to do all the housework.
Built in chef.
Sex on tap.
No need to wear a condom.
She might like 3somes with girlfriends.
She can look after you when you're sick.
Does the shopping.
Goes out to work to buy food.
Comes home to cook dinner.
Wakes you up before she goes to work.
On tap taxi driver.

Cons to being married
Comes home and wants to talk to you while you're watching TV.
Sometimes hides the remote control.

No plans to go single again.

Seriously the pro is. Having someone you can't live without. To share your life with. Celebrate the ups and support each other through the downs.

Wouldn't change it for all the money in the world.
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