My trick was a bit different... I would make a silly bet with a hooters girl, that I would (deliberately) lose...
If I won, she had to give me a 'proper hug' - If I lost, she would have to give me a 'back hug'...
Silly hooters girls thought that I would 'get off' on their tits, pressing into my back, so they would hug me extra hard...
Right at the moment of maximum huggage, I would shit myself violently, so as it covered their silly shorts, and ran down their silly tights, into their silly shoes....
Thats why I am not only banned from 'Hooters' but also from the entire US of A...
