The good thing being married:
One day you wake up as old man - alone, no one around - sometimes the silence can be too loud. You go out to do business and there's someone waiting for you - it's warm feeling - to know someone's waiting for you, loving you. And it's an awesome pleasure to have children from the woman you love. These little guys are exact copy of you making moves exactly like you do, asking you questions you never hear anywhere and make you think or laugh. Imagine your self old, but still in shape - grey hair standing on a big table and many people around : your grown up children with their kids and your wife pouring your glass with wine, putting her hand on you shoulder smiling - and that should be enough - like she's saying: we've been through this together and we did good - look at our kids, how lovely is our life.
The good thing of being single:
Man if you cut the crap on the above you will live your life in a full speed! You can do a bungee jumping - and all the 18yo chicks standing around the bridge will get wet and will scream how cool you are. You can say: now ladies come to my place to have - you point each one of them - 1,2,3...6 !!! - so ladies, come to my place to have sevensome! All the dumb sexy chicks laugh and you get them on the back of your pickup and lead the sex meat to your condo. On the high way you're on the fast line / because you're riding more than 2 persons/ and suddenly you're seeing a family van - the guy who's driving the van is looking at you with jealousy - and no wonder : his wife is over 40s, she's fat because of the many births - man see the god damn van - it looks like incubator!!! How many kids are there - you can count that much, that's a whole tribe - a pack of little basterds ( thank god Mel Gibson let us know about the "pack" word). You blink with eye to the poor guy and you see his fingers got white - because he's squeezing the wheel way too hard ( Itsy Bitsy spide-eer!!!!.... ) Ha!
If you are single you just can't jump with a bungee only - you can do your biz, bet on a losing horse at races, fuck the neighbor wife without fear your wife will get the half of your wealth after the divorce after she finds. Yes ! It's even important all around to know that you're a good fucker - how many bored pretty house wifies are there on that street. Think about how many of them are taking it from the rear end? Man - there won't be a "periods" - if the one's bleeding, you get one that's not "wounded". Counter Strike!!!! You can go to Thailand and get a happy ending session with a lady boy without fear that you will give a very, very bad example to your 7 years old son. So fucking what?! Who would know about that ?! Everyone if you have the balls to admit - and you have the balls man, because you're SINGLE!!!
The good thing to have a girlfriend:
Basically it has all the things from the "good thing of being married", but when the bitch starts stretching your nerves you can dump her without fear of her getting you the half of your wealth. When you get another "girlfriend" and the old one's stalking you on streets yelling at you, you can always say: "She's mad - leave me alone you devil looking woman!" - it's not good to say that to your wife in public, people probably won't believe you - they would say: this married motherfucker has no brains to marry that whale - they are both mad - leave
the rancor eat that man. While if you play scared of the ex gf - people would say: Save the guy from this woman, she's obsessed! Call exorcist! - and you go out clean and dry. Simple.