Originally Posted by BFT3K

Well maybe this...

Mr. Gingrich is now in his third marriage. But while married to Wife No 1, he cheated on her with would-be Wife No 2, and while Wife No 1 was still in the hospital after a very excruciating surgery for uterine cancer, he reportedly went to her sick bed to present her with divorce papers. After successfully dumping Wife No 1, he married Wife No 2, and for six years, while still married to Wife No 2, he was having affairs with Miss Callista Bisek, a Congressional aide, who is now Wife No 3.

I think he's perfect! Line him up!