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6:30am - punch the dog off the bed and fart
6:35am - morning piss, usually fart a few more times
6:36am - smoke a joint
7:00am - morning shit/shower/grooming
7:30am - feed animals / walk dog / eat a 3 big bowls of fruity pebbles with lactaid & smoke another joint
8:00am - begins work. im glued to the computer working my ass off and smoking a joint & eating junk about every 45 minutes in between till 9:00pm. maybe some quick errands here and there and a few moments of fucking around doing nothing productive. farting happens frequently.
9:00pm - late dinner/ feed dog & walk / quality wife time with some fucking around online mixed in
2:00am - last joint / fart for the night & sleepy time
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“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
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