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Old 11-06-2011, 10:55 PM  
epitome
So Fucking Lame
 
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Originally Posted by anexsia View Post
I just stick my cock in a jar full of jello, it works just as good as a fleshlight and you don't get ass fucked by FNCash at the same time.
And you can eat it when done. Jello with whipped cream is delicious.

FleshLight sells lube, too. They should give a bottle to each new affiliate as they may one day need it when FNCash steals years of hard work from you.
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