Originally Posted by MediaGuy

Heh... I used to work DJ in Montreal strip clubs, and you know the whole thing about how you tend to date people you work with ...

So anyhow one night this fine blonde is going down on me and doing the whole stop and start tease, and at one point during one of the stops I hear a thunk-click.

Now one thing you have to understand: in Quebec there's some weird long-standing mis-belief that dentures, having your teeth removed, is "more hygienic". No, really. And the bigger your family, the more old people, the further back and countrified it is, the more pervasive and widespread the belief goes....

SO the hot blonde's head is going up and down and stop and start and I'm loving it and then I'm looking at the ceiling and then my eyes are closed and I'm looking at the face of God...

And then I look down, and she looks up, dripping and grinning two skin-rows of toothless gums enclosing a black rectangle hole of mouth... and I realize that clickclick sound and feeling between my thighs the whole time my mind was getting blown was her denture set bouncing around while she was gumming my manhood...

The End.

:D