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The Vanishing Beard
From: Alistair Ross
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Do Not Ignore This
Dear Respected Sir,
I got your contact email address through internet research as i was conducting researches to link-up a reliable foreign partner to help me carry out this transaction. On coming accross your contact, i was touched spiritually and physically to connect you, with great feelings that you might be of great help to me.
I live here in Australia and work for the Australia Investments Corp. To be very honest with you, this business i have introduced to you is very genuine and highly benefitial. i have the absolute convinction that you will neither betray nor disappoint me in this transaction. I have access to a fund which if is not claimed after eight years it will enter into the bank's treasury and becomes the inherittance of the Australian government but instead I could transfer to you.
If this sounds like what you want and need then contacts me right away. Please trust in me just as i have trusted you before opening the secret of this business to you because about 99.9% of all genuine transactions all over the world is based on mutual trust and understanding. You will see the form to fill in here.
Thanks and best regards
Alistair Ross
Australia Investments Corp
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alistair Ross
Subject: Quick snap?
Hi Alistair,
Sounds great, can you please send a photo of yourself for my records? Your Servant,
Bob Servant
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From: Alistair Ross
To: Bob Servant
Subject: This is no problem
Hello bob yes this is no problem for photo here is me in my private office. Ok well now we can procede?
From: Bob Servant
To: Alistair Ross
Subject: Let's lose the beard
Morning champ,
OK here's my position. I don't like beards, Alistair, I don't like them at all. About forty years ago I saw a documentary about a guy with a beard who led a gang of young pickpockets in London and then one of the kids started singing as if someone had his little balls in a vice and, oh dear, the whole thing was awful.
So Alistair, it's very simple. Simply shave off your beard and sit back in that same chair in that same office and send me a new photo. I will then send you every single penny I have as well as my neighbour Frank's pension book and 'flat screen' TV.
Because, don't get me wrong, Alistair, I can see your potential. You, Alistair, are wearing a sandwich board saying 'Opportunity', a top hat saying 'Trust Me' and, if I may, a pair of pants embroidered with the phrase
'Work Hard' at the front and, if I may, 'Play Hard', at the back. That last bit was all metaphors.
Look forward to seeing the new photo,
Bob
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From: Alistair Ross
To: Bob Servant
Subject: I cannot do this
Bob,
I cannot do this because my wife likes my beard and in fact it was her idea. If you're married man then this will work for you. Just fill in the form or if you want to send your whole money for investment purposes this is fine too. I do not need your friend TV I have one that is doing OK. Thank you for the metaphor i get message and you right this is
'OPPORTUNITY' and i will so hard for you you will be amazed.
Alistair
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alistair Ross
Subject: Stand up to her
Alistair,
Don't let your wife be your boss. You'll end up like the Duke of Edinburgh who has to ask the Queen before he goes to the toilet. So I apologise to you and your dragon of a wife, Alistair, but if you want to do business then the beard has to go.
Bob
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From: Alistair Ross
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Not important
Bob,
The beard does not matter in business bob you must know this. Send your information anyway.
Alistair
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alistair Ross
Subject: Goodbye
Alistair,
I have made my position clear. Until I see the photo as requested I will be playing deaf to your emails.
Goodbye,
Bob
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From: Alistair Ross
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Trust me
Bob
Come on this is not important and why does photo have to be the same. You don't trust me! bob why not? Send the information.
Alistair
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From: Alistair Ross
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Answer me
Bob? not heard from you, send something today.
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From: Alistair Ross
To: Bob Servant
Subject: OK here it is
OK Bob here is photo like you ask, I have removed my beard even if it causes problem with my wife. Now send your data now or if you want whole money invested I have many opportunities that you will like.
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alistair Ross
Subject: RE: OK here it is
Please tell me that you're joking.
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From: Alistair Ross
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Of course not a joke
Bob this is business not joking what is problem?
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alistair Ross
Subject: Have a guess
What do you think the problem might be?
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From: Alistair Ross
To: Bob Servant
Subject: RE: Have a guess
i really do not know bob can you send me your details to arrange investment?
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