AdultMarketing.co.uk Offers Lindsay Lohan 5 bucks to shit on his Dad.
31st October, Arundel, West Sussex, UK
AdultMarketing.co.uk Offers Lindsay Lohan 5 bucks to shit on his Dad.
Damian Jennings, owner and founder of AdultMarketing.co.uk has today sent Lindsay Lohan's 'people' a contract offering her five whole dollars to shit on his Dad. Mr Jennings Snr is a huge fan of Ms Lohan and really likes the idea of being shat on by her.
Damian said "My pops is getting on a bit and as I am a baller in porn, I thought I'd drop a five spot on getting him his dream come true. Some scat action from a washed up drug addict."
Mr Jennings Snr was reported to be delighted with the thought and was busy having a little tug at the thought.
Ms Lohan didn't immediately reply to the request, but it is understood the paperwork for the poo action is in motion.
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NOTES FOR EDITORS
AdultMarketing.co.uk is a specialist marketing consultancy offering porn companies help with any aspect of marketing.
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