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Nothing like a kidney stone to really make you pay attention. Doesn't matter that you know exactly what it is and that it definately won't kill you or do any permanent harm. None of this matters when it really hurts and boy does it hurt.
I had one a few years ago, ended up in a casualty bay, A docs, a nurse, a student and the model that had brought me in. So one of the docs starts this speach, which was NOT getting to the point anywhere near fast enough, but clearly heading in one direction; We have muscle relaxant but the fastest route in is a suppository. Are you ok with this? Do you want to do it? Mind if the students watch? yadda yadda. Anyway, long story short, I said something along the lines of - Give me the fucking thing right now, I shoot porn for a fucking living, I'LL DEAL WITH IT!!!
Meanwhile, in the corner the model is doubled up with laughter and a look on her face that says revenge is soooo sweet.
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