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VikingMan · 10-16-2011, 02:14 PM

Definition frum Urban Dictionary: Cock Brothers: Pl. n. Two dudes that have had sex with the same chick, not necessarily at the same time.

example: Mike had relations with Annie, so did Bill. Bill and Mike are now cock brothers.

I will go first and will order the names in order of how proud I am with #1 being most proud and at the end of the list you will see names that I am ashamed of being cock brothers with. BTW, I have lived in places like Miami and Los Angeles and dated mostly actresses and models so being cock brothers with these people is not really such a big deal.

1. Hall of fame pro quarter back Dan Marino. I was cock brothers with him while he was still playing in the NFL.

2. Country Music star Toby Keith
BTW, this was with the same girl who fucked Dan Marino. She is a German model/actress and I guess they like country music or something because she was kind of excited about this conquest. I am not a fan but I put him at #2 simply because I assume he gets some of the hottest pussy on the planet thrown at him on a daily basis.

3. Tom Araya, lead singer of Slayer.
I would rather be cock brothers with Jeff Hanneman but Tom Araya is also impressive. I became cock brothers with him when I was a teenager (a slutty girlfriend from school). This is the first famous cock brother I ever had and thought he would always be at the top of my list. I had no idea Dan Marino would be a future cock brother and knock Tom down a few notches.

4. Neil Strauss, author of "How to make love to a Porn Star" (Jenna Jameson's book) and "The Game". I fucked his girlfriend or ex-girlfriend. Not sure if they were broken up because she was the typical LA actress/model drama queen so have no idea if she was cheating on him or they were really over with. It was fun hearing her bitch about all the mind games he played on her and all the ways she tried to counter his mind gams with her own lame attempts. Sounds like he won because she was a total basketcase.

5. Esai Morales: Star of Bad Boys, La Bamba, and NYPD Blue
Fuck this slimey dwarf. I don't like him one bit and he knows it.

6. Rock band The Scorpions: I fucked a girl who partied her ass off many times at the bassist's house in the Hollywood Hills. I learned this after we had sex and were not even seeing each other in any way other than friends. I was not happy about this. I can't say for sure who she fucked but after running into a few of the members around down while I was hanging with her it was obvious she fucked more than one. I know for a fact she fucked the bassist. He is actually a cool guy, nothing against any of them on a personal level but for some reason this part of my sexual history really disgusts me.

7. Porn star legend Mandingo. I actually really like the guy on a personal level. You would think a guy with a foot long cock would have an attitude but he is super friendly, humble, and personable. I don't have him last because of the person he is but because his cock is 2 times as big as mine. I dated a porn star who had done a scene with him.

10-16-2011, 02:14 PM
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,558	What famous people are you "cock brothers" with? Definition frum Urban Dictionary: Cock Brothers: Pl. n. Two dudes that have had sex with the same chick, not necessarily at the same time. example: Mike had relations with Annie, so did Bill. Bill and Mike are now cock brothers. I will go first and will order the names in order of how proud I am with #1 being most proud and at the end of the list you will see names that I am ashamed of being cock brothers with. BTW, I have lived in places like Miami and Los Angeles and dated mostly actresses and models so being cock brothers with these people is not really such a big deal. 1. Hall of fame pro quarter back Dan Marino. I was cock brothers with him while he was still playing in the NFL. 2. Country Music star Toby Keith BTW, this was with the same girl who fucked Dan Marino. She is a German model/actress and I guess they like country music or something because she was kind of excited about this conquest. I am not a fan but I put him at #2 simply because I assume he gets some of the hottest pussy on the planet thrown at him on a daily basis. 3. Tom Araya, lead singer of Slayer. I would rather be cock brothers with Jeff Hanneman but Tom Araya is also impressive. I became cock brothers with him when I was a teenager (a slutty girlfriend from school). This is the first famous cock brother I ever had and thought he would always be at the top of my list. I had no idea Dan Marino would be a future cock brother and knock Tom down a few notches. 4. Neil Strauss, author of "How to make love to a Porn Star" (Jenna Jameson's book) and "The Game". I fucked his girlfriend or ex-girlfriend. Not sure if they were broken up because she was the typical LA actress/model drama queen so have no idea if she was cheating on him or they were really over with. It was fun hearing her bitch about all the mind games he played on her and all the ways she tried to counter his mind gams with her own lame attempts. Sounds like he won because she was a total basketcase. 5. Esai Morales: Star of Bad Boys, La Bamba, and NYPD Blue Fuck this slimey dwarf. I don't like him one bit and he knows it. 6. Rock band The Scorpions: I fucked a girl who partied her ass off many times at the bassist's house in the Hollywood Hills. I learned this after we had sex and were not even seeing each other in any way other than friends. I was not happy about this. I can't say for sure who she fucked but after running into a few of the members around down while I was hanging with her it was obvious she fucked more than one. I know for a fact she fucked the bassist. He is actually a cool guy, nothing against any of them on a personal level but for some reason this part of my sexual history really disgusts me. 7. Porn star legend Mandingo. I actually really like the guy on a personal level. You would think a guy with a foot long cock would have an attitude but he is super friendly, humble, and personable. I don't have him last because of the person he is but because his cock is 2 times as big as mine. I dated a porn star who had done a scene with him.