Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

She's telling you the stuff about getting back together with her ex to get you to back off. If she was the least bit interested she wouldnt be getting back with him and/or if she was she would lie to you about it.

Arent you in your mid 40's? Shouldnt you have gotten over the whole stripper thing about 20 years ago?

PS....look under her sink, I suspect you will find boxes of ex lax.