Originally Posted by EukerVoorn

I'm a coffee and chocolate junk. I allow myself the coffee but not the chocolate. Here's what happened about 4 years ago... I had bought a one month supply of chocolate and I ended up eating nothing but chocolate for about one week. Chocolate bars for breakfast, Mars bars for lunch, and chocolate bars for supper. I was in chocolate heaven for one week. Then I got constipated, a big chunk of clay built up in my bowel. I was sitting on the toilet singing "don't step on my blue suede shoes" and couldn't get it out and gave up, tried again the next day and gave up again. The third or fourth day the bloody thing finally came out, but with it the last part of my bowel came out too, with a lot of blood. This is called an anal prolapse. Look up the photos on Google.com then you'll know what my ass looked like. To make things worse my anus locked up while the bowel bits were still out so I wasn't able to push things back inside, and it stayed like this for a few days and those were the most painful days of my life. I've done a lot of swearing and cursing, even at my dead mother

After one week I had the courage to take my problem to my family doctor who sent me to hospital.

Now every time I see my family doctor (maybe once every two years because I'm a tough guy) he always asks me... "still able to stay away from the chocolate?"

So when I'm in the supermarket now and approach the chocolate department I have this voice in my head saying.... "don't do it" lol