New Medical Discovery!!!
Vodka & ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum & ice will ruin your liver.
Whiskey & ice will ruin your heart.
Gin & ice will ruin your brain.
Coke & ice will ruin your teeth
... Apparently ice is lethal!!!
Warn all your friends: LAY OFF THE ICE! - just drink it straight!! (don't forget it also sunk the Titanic)
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