Originally Posted by Jel

markham: hai, I need a bank loan for a business
bank: what is your biz plan?
wankham: it isn't opening a tube
bank: ok, what is it?
wankham: it isn't giving away free porn
bank, right, so what is it?
wankham: it isn't getting 1 person out of x,000 to buy some porn
bank: yes, so what is it?
wankham: it isn't doing what manwin do
bank: you can go now
wankham: prove me wrong
bank: please leave
wankham: you troll, you know nothing
bank: security!
wankham: you idiot, is this any way to run a bank? You are doing it all wrong. Out of 1000 people who want a loan you only give to 1, so you are actually LOSING money on the 999 you could've given a loan to.
bank: uhuh
wankham: prove me wrong!


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