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I think Absolute is too commercial... too many ads... I say FUCK THE CORPROTIST SYSTEM and don't drink that shit! Viva Ron Paul!!!

And Grey Goose and friends is just too expensive. Also there is an expensive skull thing that is sorta cool but I wanna get vodka when I shop for vodka, not a skull, cool though it is. Plus Damien Hirst sorta ruined that whole skull thing for the course of our lifetimes.

On the other extreme, Svedka tastes too cheap, Stoli is too frat-boy-ish, and anything from Poland is tainted by being Polak. Hey-- I'm no bigot, though-- I like a good polka, man...

So my verdict, all things considered, is that Finlandia is my favorite, with SKYE from San Fran Sis Co as runner up. Either of these + Red Bull + a dash of Orange Powerade is a divine, energetic drink. Wash it down with a few benzos and all will seem well with the world when you wake up in the morning.

I just hate that both these brands are now coming out with flavors. Cake-flavored vokda? Really? Isn't that fucking girl-ish?

What say ye?