the last comment made my day
Swede 19 hours ago Report Abuse
I met a farmer once that had a pig with only three legs and I asked him what happened to the pig. He told me that one night a candle fell over and the pig broke down the door and woke everyone up and got them out of the house before it burned down saving the entire family. Well I asked him if the pig lost the leg in the fire and the farmer said "Nope, but you don't eat a pig as smart as that one all at once".
