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More facts about the name change:
A few times in the press release they actually said "every one can go fuck themselves"
They are forcing your grandparents to throw out the VHS copy of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom you've watched at their place for the last twenty years
They will be merging with MySpace and calling themselves "Throwing in the Towel, Inc"
If you would like to be slapped in the face by their CEO, that can be made available
For an extra 8 bucks a month, you can have random movies deleted from your queue (For clarification, this is actually happening. By having a separate account for DVDs, you will now have two queues. Actually three. One for streaming. One for DVDs. On for a list of all reasons Netflix hates you personally.)
$9.99/month for a service that alerts you every time their CEO makes a public apology
Their streaming selection now consists only Cameron Crowe's last few movies and the JTT-less seasons of Home Improvement
They probably said something about Jews in there. Don't know for sure, but we can all assume it.
Local Qwikster stores will open all over the country and rent DVDs to people for three nights at a time.
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