No - you asked for a 'nerd' to help you - a sure sign of someone with the maturity of a 15 yr old. If anymore confirmtation was required the quote above has it. This is primarily a board for adult WM's hence the 'wants to be a porn WM' thing.
Thus a child playing on an adults board. Don't Disney or Fox kids have a board? Try there rather than playing with grown-ups. You may have more fun.