If you think you're good, figure out how to do this and earn $50!
Fucktard Joe is hotlinking one of your images by img srcing your pic straight into his page.
He is not - I repeat - is NOT linking to your image, he is pulling it into his page so that it displays on HIS site.
Normal .htaccess rules in this situation would give you two options - display a broken image in his page (as we see so often here at GFY), or display an alternate image in his page (like those lovely 'this image hosted by Angelfire' graphics you see so much when you're surfing mainstream).
However, I have SEEN it done so that rather than loading an alternate image or displaying the broken image symbol, the fucktard's page will suddenly refresh or redirect to a page (yes, an entire URL) of YOUR choosing.
Don't tell me it can't be done, I've seen it done. I just can't figure out HOW.
I'll give $50 to the first person who can post the correctly working code in this thread (I must be able to test it and verify that it works before awarding the $50). Money will come by PayPal so include your PayPal addy with the working code.
This code must work for *any* image someone tries to hotlink in this manner, not just one specific image that you name in the .htaccess script (or combo .htaccess with PHP, etc.)
If all we can come up with is a specific image that you have to specify, that's only worth half as much - $25.
Let the headaches begin!

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