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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
Really... I was standing infront of the toilet, in the bathroom, about to have a wee...
But I lost control of my HUGE penis, and before I could stop myself, it 'snaked' round, out of the bathroom, across the hallway, and into my bedroom... !!!
Hence why I ended up pissing on my bed... 
I feel sure I am not the ONLY one on GFY with such an impressive manhood... So tell me fellow 'fire hose' owners...
What do YOU do, when your 'Pants Python...' escapes it's zippered cage? |
You sound surprised by that - like you see it for the first time. Same here, but I get used to it's actions. Sometimes I let him to walk for itself - The first couple of months / that happened when I was in puberty / I had to run after him, because I was afraid that something wrong could happen to it - but then I found that it always, everytime is getting back to me. Sometimes it get's back with some dead pigeons ( probably got them on his way ) sometimes there are tire trails on it - as I said I get used to it. The worst part is when there are women around who claim that I might be a father to their children ( but how can I be a father to anyone's baby, if I was at home ) Once a month I see a blood stains over it - I don't need to know what could be the reason - it might be small animals, or it just passed by abattoir... who knows - thank God, I'm reasonable guy and leave the things as they are. When I go to the church I have to twine it around my waist so there won't be mishaps during the sermon. My wife's girlfriends asks her a lot : how do you marry such a fat guy ?
- He's not fat - she claims - he's gifted. And the stupid sheeps don't get it. I don't care.
So ... I completely understand you.