Originally Posted by kane

True story:

A friend of mine who is a cop had his first job being stationed in this little, very redneck backwoods town. One afternoon a woman shows up at the station and tells them she wants to report a rape. They bring her in and sit her down. They ask who got raped. She tells them, "Me." My buddy says to her, "How did it happen?" She replied, "It was my brother." He asks her to elaborate and she says, "I don't mind fucking my brother now and then, but when he comes home drunk and just takes it that's wrong!"