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Originally posted by TheFLY
This is to Playboy:
Dear Playboy. Time to play along with the internet. You can see that your fate is locked away and the casket is now ready for the black limo -- go out in style guys. Heffner would have wanted it that way -- a nice classy goodbye from the old guard and a toast to the new regime.
Hand over the full-sized pics bitches -- or else. This is your last warning. Our private webmaster network is ready to drop the whole program if we don't get full-sized pics -- and more Playmates will show up on Kazaa... It should never have come to this point -- but you stab us in the back holding our dick limp. Why do we even care about Playboy? It's a tradition. You don't fuck with tradition -- so why are you selling out on tradition?
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If the internet ceased to exist today, Playboy would be alive and kicking. Can you say the same?