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Make money in porn. An article for starting up affiliates.
Option 1:
Buy cheap domain.
Make tube.
Get lots of videos.
Promote dating and cams.
Option 2:
Move to russia.
Buy cheap russian hosting.
Buy cheap domain.
Slap on review site.
Ask sponsors for passwords for reviews.
After being bored jerking off give passwords to surfers.
Tell sponsors to pay for ads on shitty review site.
If they dont want to have shitty adspots put them on blacklist and complain about them.
Go on forums and spam your sitelink with shitty articles.
Option 3:
Buy paper porn mags from the 80s and 90s.
Find out theres something called the internets.
Complain about tubes and free porn.
See your money floating down the river.
Buy dog with better teeth then you.
Tell dog to drag you around on bike to impress.. Whoever.
Complain some more about tubes, while pretending to be rich.
Sit back in wheelchair waiting for nurse to wipe ass.
Wait even longer untill mags turn into magical joins.
Find out magic isnt working.
Option 4:
Gfy.
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