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Originally posted by Missy
Hey litlsweety! What's up?
OK, here goes...
A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "I'm sorry but we don't serve bears beer".
The bear says "If you don't give me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady over there in the corner". So the bartender says "Go ahead... see if I care".
So the bear waddles over to the corner of the bar and gobbles up the lady in one gulp. He walks back over to the bar and says "Now gimme my damn beer!"
The bartender replies "I told you, we don't serve bears beer, and we don't serve bears on drugs".
The bears says "What are you talking about? I'm not on drugs!"
To which the bartender replies...
"Yes you are.... That was a "bar-bitch-you-ate"
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I think you are the only other person than me that knows that joke
I presume that was your condensed version for typing ease.