So Homegrown Video sponsored my adult rec team this past summer - The Homegrown Video Pussy Cats - and I told the team if we won the division then I would recreate the striptease scene from that beloved tome to the humorous side of hockey "Slapshot".
So we won and I had to do my best - I couldn't get too naked but I did have a thong over my underwear with the word "PAPI" bejeweled to the waist band. Well fans loved it and got the joke but I guess the Refs saw it differently... and they hit me with a game misconduct and a one game suspension which I will have to serve at the opening of winter season...
For what?
Lewd behavior.

