America is waaaay to stupid to vote for Ron Paul. That would require turning off the TV long enough to actually look into the issues and form a coherent opinion. America is much too vapid and obtuse for that. My prediction? The guy with the good hair or the 6 pack abs will win and the U.S. economy will completely implode into a third world country.
And most American's will still wonder... "Why? How did this happen to our once great nation? I could have sworn that watching Jersey Shore and buying Justin Bieber CD's would have ensured our Constitutional Republic and safeguarded our liberties forever. What? You mean it was my duty as a citizen to actually be informed? Fuck THAT! Now pass me a beer honey, and move over a little. This van we are sleeping in down by the river is cramped."
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