P's
Package
Pajama python
Palm pilot
Panda express
Pants snake
Papa's poker
Passion pistol
Passion pump
Peacemaker
Peanut
Pearl diver
Pearl pole
Pebbles and Bam Bam
Pecker
Pedro
Pee pee
Pee-Wee
Peener
Peenie
Pelvic punisher
Pelvis thumb
Pencil
Pendulum
Peni
Penial
Pennis the Menace
Pepe
Peppito
Percy
Perpendicular pickle, The
Pete(r)
Peter the Great
Petit Jesu
Phallus
Piccolo
Pickle
Pied piper
Piece
Piece of pork
Pig in a blanket
Pigskin bus
Pigsticker
Pikestaff
Piledriver
Pillipacker
Pimp cane
Pimpin' stick
Pink cigar
Pink Floyd
Pink oboe, The
Pink seeking missile
Pink steel
Pink torpedo
Pinkle
Pinnochio
Pipe cleaner
Piss pump
Piss handle
Piss whistle
Pisser
Piston rod
Placenta poker
Pleasure missile
Pleasure pickle
Pleasure piston
Plonker
Pocket pool stick
Pocket rocket
Polish kielbasa
Polished pine
Plum-tree shaker
Pocket otter
Pocket perch
Pocket rocket
Poka-her-hontas
Pogo-stick
Pointer
Pole
Polvo
Polyphemus
Pompadoodle
Poon farmer
Poon prod
Poon wrecker
Poontanger
Poozle weasel (woozle)
Pope John Pole III
Popeye
Porcelain plumber, The
Porridge gun
Pork knife
Pork sword
Pork truncheon
Porkeroon
Porksicle
Porn prong
Porridge pump
Power rod
Powerprawn, The
Premeditator, The
Presidential podium
Prick
Prickolo
Pride and joy
Primus pilus
Prince Charming
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Private parts
Probe
Prong
Protein spicket
Protein torpedo
Pube kabob
Pubic bong
Pud
Pudding cannon
Puff the Magic Dragon
Pulsating python of love
Pulsating throat clogger
Pulsating woodwind
Pump-action yogurt rifle
Pump handle
Pumping pole of penile power
Pup Tent
Puppet Jack
Purple avenger
Purple bulb
Purple-headed bed snake
Purple-headed belly ripper
Purple-headed burrow beast
Purple-headed cum shooter
Purple-headed custard chucker
Purple-headed love truncheon
Purple-headed meat scepter
Purple-headed pirate
Purple-headed punisher
Purple-headed warrior
Purple-headed womb broom
Purple-headed womb ferret
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-helmeted snot Nazi
Purple-helmeted soldier of love
Purple-helmeted Nazi of love
Purple-helmeted warrior
Purple muffin
Purple mushroom
Purple piledriver
Purple pork chop
Purple pulsating pillar of power
Purple turkey baster
Pussy duster, The
Pussy piston
Pussy plumber
Pussy plunger
Pussy poker
Pussy pounder
Pussy stretcher
Pud
Putz
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