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DamianJ · 08-09-2011, 01:37 AM

Why has no one asked what the ad is for and where it is being placed and what the point of the ad is?

These are the questions that are important. Assuming it is to sell Paul's content, the last thing I would do is put a picture of a naked girl.

Fuck, everyone on every ad does that. It sickens me that no one has any imagination. Program ad = tits, money, car. Hosting ad = box of servers. Billing ad = visa logos.

Paul, read Seth Godin's The Purple Cow.

You need to make an advert that is DIFFERENT. That is stuff people haven't seen before. Something arresting that will get people talking.

I know you post here to get people talking, you are deliberately contentious to get views.

Apply that logic to your ad. Assuming it's for your content

1) Text only ad with very cool typography explaining the offering

2) Pic of you outside a mansion laughing saying BUY MY PORN

3) Pic of you looking sad holding gun to your dog's head saying 'BUY MY PORN OF I HAVE TO KILL THE DOG

4) Totally white page, bottom left hand corner in small print, your URL. And "you know who I am, you know what I sell. Come and buy some".

Just my humble opinion.

08-09-2011, 01:37 AM
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Why has no one asked what the ad is for and where it is being placed and what the point of the ad is? These are the questions that are important. Assuming it is to sell Paul's content, the last thing I would do is put a picture of a naked girl. Fuck, everyone on every ad does that. It sickens me that no one has any imagination. Program ad = tits, money, car. Hosting ad = box of servers. Billing ad = visa logos. Paul, read Seth Godin's The Purple Cow. You need to make an advert that is DIFFERENT. That is stuff people haven't seen before. Something arresting that will get people talking. I know you post here to get people talking, you are deliberately contentious to get views. Apply that logic to your ad. Assuming it's for your content 1) Text only ad with very cool typography explaining the offering 2) Pic of you outside a mansion laughing saying BUY MY PORN 3) Pic of you looking sad holding gun to your dog's head saying 'BUY MY PORN OF I HAVE TO KILL THE DOG 4) Totally white page, bottom left hand corner in small print, your URL. And "you know who I am, you know what I sell. Come and buy some". Just my humble opinion.