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Five steps to saving the US economy:

1) Bring all the troops home from everywhere in the world
(the world hates us, so fuck you all)

2) Secure the borders with the part of the troops we bring home
(if you cross the border, we will blow your head off)

3) What troops are not being used to secure the borders, will be used to round up
all of the illegal aliens in the country and get them the hell out of here

(between 2 and 3 we should not have to reduce our military at all so no added unemployment)

4) End unemployment benefits and make the people that are collecting unemployment work in the jobs the illegal aliens were working in to earn the money - hell, there will be enough left over to subsidize the company's that hire them so you can make a decent living at these jobs
(this will increase tax revenues as well so this will be an added bonus)

5) Stop sending billions in Aid to countries around the world
(again, you hate us so much - fuck off and die)

We will be debt free in 15 years!!!!!!