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Old 07-24-2011, 01:09 AM  
DamianJ
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Originally Posted by Paul Markham View Post
We earned $3,000 from shooting a solo girl
Well, let's rewind love, you're forgetting some details.

You claimed there wasn't enough money spent on producing quality porn, like you always do, all day long. Fabian then offered you 3k to show us what quality bought.

Now, we get to see what how you spent the 3k to show us what PROPER quality porn looks like.

You've got the skills in making a model feel comfortable with you. Now we get to see what happens when you drop 3k on a scene.

It's going to be eye opening for the industry Paul. This scene, that cost 3k, will make everyone realise they need to be spending that sort of cash when the see the epic you shot. Fabian cut it for you, so you spent no money on editing. So that leaves a lot of cash for you to drop on the production, really setting is aside from the crap on Brazzers.

It's going to be brilliant, even if you did forget a mic or two.

This isn't just an everyday scene. This is *a 3k scene*. And it will really look like 3k was spent, won't it?

I mean, after all, that is your point, right? Spend more on content and you get quality. So let's see what 10 times the going rate gets you. 10 times better porn, I hope! There's no way you would just borrow a camera, get a cheap Brno whore, borrow a lame set with no lights and just shoot a regular scene of a girl wanking. I mean, that wouldn't prove your point at all, and would make you a laughing stock, so there is no way you would have done that.

Even if you lie about posting on newsgroups, and confuse usenet and newsgroups you wouldn't just take the money and run.

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham View Post
I choose B. Because B. puts food on our table, a roof over our heads and many other things.
So after 35 years of saying you are brilliant, you're now saying your crap?

Blimey, you really have no confidence in this video at all, do you?

I bet you're shitting yourself. Forgot the mic, forgot a monitor, forgot you were ill, forgot to spend any of the money on the scene...

I hope the 3k was worth it for the whole heap of comedy GFY is going to get out of this.

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