Oh come on now Pathfinder. Surely you didn't dream of being a broken down lonely old man so desperate for attention you had to fake your own death on a message board. A message board where you not only have failed to fool anyone but simply don't fit in. Twitter would be more your style, except of course for the fact that nobody would bother to follow you.
I have my doubts if you ever served in any millitary. I'd say the odds are fair to good that you're just living out some fantasy on the Internet. It's a stupid fantasy, but I guess to each their own. I urge you to seek help before your entire life expires and you've done absolutely nothing.
I'm not sure if you're trying to convince us or yourself but either way nobody believes any child anywhere ever dreamed of growing up to be your sorry ass.
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