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Old 07-23-2011, 06:51 PM  
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Breaking News: VIVID offers Amy Winehouse ...

$50 million dollars to star in a porn movie!!!! Head man at Vivid, Steven Hirsch was seen chasing the ambulance as it was carrying her body to the morgue. When asked why the urgency, Mr. Hisch replied "Ms. Winhouse is a top talent! And judging from the reaction on GFY.com(a popular adult industry forum), we wanted to sign her to a deal before she cooled off".


Apparently, Vivid has no qualms shooting a dead woman in an adult seen. Mr. Hirsch commented "Yeah, I know she's dead. But many of our starlets appear to be dead in our scenes anyway. So we are bringing a long time producer aboard for this. A guy with a history of bringing life out of models... Paul Markham".

It is rumoured that stunt cock pornopete has accepted the part opposite Winehouse in this porn valley blockbuster:1orglaug h

... and tubeking was hired as pornopete's fluffer lolololo
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