stick with what you know mr. sally. "How to be a Total Loser Douche Bag" or "I am a Totally Deranged Bag of Human Excrement".... this one has real possibilities too "How I became a Hundred-aire: Cheating Wednesday Night Bingo at the Old Folks Home". or this instant classic "Become the Most Smartest Man Woman on the Interwebs: Sally Rand and the Art of Google-Copy-Paste" this- "Keyboard Warrior Tuff Talk Handook: 50 Quotes from Pulp Fiction to Terrify Internet Nemesis(includes 20 hip phrases to make you sound cool like-Just Sayin)" AND THE CANT MISS BLOCKBUSTER "Gender Identity Crisis and the Senile: Did I Forget I Was a Man"
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