Good job, Quentin. That is very funny.
However, "Porn" is protected by the 1st Amendment and is not in danger. The estimated 15% of the internet --which consists of porn --is not going anywhere.
Bachmann is a good lady. She is right on the big issues. Porn is not a big issue. Our country has much bigger challenges right now. So, I think she should stick to the major fiscal and political issues --and keep her own sense of erotic morality to herself.