dchottie

Today I went to my attorney's office and come to find out he is best friends with Barry Switzer the former Dallas Cowboy's coach. He has a fucking ring on his finger the size of a wooden child's ABC block with more diamonds than i've ever seen in person. I asked him if that was a superbowl ring and he said yes that Barry called and ordered him one last time Dallas won the superbowl and that it cost 20k but appraises at 27k. I fucking almost swallowed my tongue. Must be nice to have friends like that.

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