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Mutt · 06-20-2011, 01:28 AM

a lot of our favorite junk foods and even gourmet foods aren't made from much better but no way will people be able to get past the fact it began as feces no matter what it tastes like.

Customer: Miss, I'm not happy with this burger. To be honest, it tastes like shit. What the heck is in it?
Waitress: Shit.
Customer: Yes it tastes like shit, I just said that. What on earth did they put in it?
Waitress: It's shit, I know.
Customer: WTF? I know it tastes like shit, all I'm asking is WHY does it taste like shit? Get me the manager.
Manager: Sir, what's the problem? How may I help you?
Customer: There's something wrong with this burger I ordered. It tastes like pure shit!
Manager: Technically that's incorrect, it's 95% pure shit, we add other ingredients and of course there are binding agents and flavor enhancers. But yes it is pure shit.

06-20-2011, 01:28 AM
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	a lot of our favorite junk foods and even gourmet foods aren't made from much better but no way will people be able to get past the fact it began as feces no matter what it tastes like. Customer: Miss, I'm not happy with this burger. To be honest, it tastes like shit. What the heck is in it? Waitress: Shit. Customer: Yes it tastes like shit, I just said that. What on earth did they put in it? Waitress: It's shit, I know. Customer: WTF? I know it tastes like shit, all I'm asking is WHY does it taste like shit? Get me the manager. Manager: Sir, what's the problem? How may I help you? Customer: There's something wrong with this burger I ordered. It tastes like pure shit! Manager: Technically that's incorrect, it's 95% pure shit, we add other ingredients and of course there are binding agents and flavor enhancers. But yes it is pure shit. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!