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Old 06-18-2011, 05:50 PM  
SallyRand
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Originally Posted by V_RocKs View Post
I am a compu-nerd. I can easily find myself coding for days without showering, eating very minimally and dehydrated. Left to my own devices my office gets pretty rank. Before my girlfriend and I moved in together my room/office used to be a cesspool.

So I noticed my office was getting pretty rank. My mood was depressed from my usual upbeat self. While I was spending more time in the office, I was getting less done!

My girlfriend just cleaned my office. She opened the window, opened the blinds... Now it smells of lemons and cleaner. It is bright and I can hear the song of birds outside. A light, cool breeze is hitting my face.

My mood went back to cheery, even though she "misplaced" about 90% of my cluttered desk. I don't care. ;)

And I just got more done in the last 5 hours than I have in the last 24!
Dude, I got a model, her breath smells like a whiff of fresh air, her armpits could grow roses, her pussy don't stink and her piss smells like the finest wine.

Want me to send her over to sweeten up your workplace?
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