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Originally Posted by MasterBlow
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I'm having question to all the guys :
HAVE YOU EVER USED THE SERVICES OF HOOKERS ?
I tried once and I was not impressed, she was something like 40 years old, I was drunk like ass and the rest of the guys from the company were even more drunkier.
Because I was the one who was sober than the others I had to "negotiate".
I had the world spinning all the time, was dizzy and because we all - 5 guys including me - we drunk all our money we had something like $30 - all of us .... come on - it was fun to drink all the money we had. So the hooker said the money are not enough, the other said - they are fine, i'll get these boys. Then I saw that we get the older one... and the ugliest, but that was the destiny.
I happened to be the last, because I felt sick and had to vomit around.... it was not good emotion. Everything happens to be on the road, cars passing by and honking.
The woman smelled funny, and talked all the time so I even did not cum- well I could not make it at all - I could not "hit" it . I had the boner, but could not stick it in. Sad story... Actually no one managed to fuck her properly. She went away, and one of the guys found $300 bucks in his pocket. The bastard was so drunk he could not check before the "fuck session" - we could have the youngest whore.... but that's the destiny. Of course we got back and used these money for charity - we bought more booze. We slept near the road and there was a police guy who thought we're dead... it was funny - 14 years ago.