That is some of the best shit you have ever tasted.
Buy some pepperoni slices at the market. Put them on a paper plate covered with a paper towel and cook them for 1 minute on high power. After they set for about a minute they are crispy. Scramble your eggs and crunch up these pepperoni pieces into your scrambled eggs and top with chedder cheese. Holy shit - your gonna love eating breakfast again
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