Many people are asking, who is this international man of mystery named Franck, and what dastardly deeds is he up to now?
I'm glad you asked that question! I present for your prurient perusal, the FRANCK Files.
These shocking pictures were forwarded to me anonymously by Interpol:
Apparently Franck (one "C"), was in Arizona at one point, working as a male gigolo:
To really understand this sordid saga, we must go way back to the beginning - Franck was precocious from an early age:
The little tyke was full of spunk, and grew quickly:
Franck had a brief stint as a fashion model:
He found politics intriguing, as it fed his need to stir up hate and discontent:
One reason Franck has been so hard to catch is that he constantly keeps changing his identity:
Still, he likes to think of himself as a family man with family values:
Pictures keep surfacing of Franck with this sketchy looking Jewish-Arab named Jew-See (or something like that) - their relationship is unclear at this time, although Jew-See is suspected of being the kingpin:
Here is Franck, plotting with his last known associates:
WARNING: If you see Franck in a thread, do not attempt to engage him alone, as he is considered loaded and dangerous.
Be sure to tune in next week, when we answer the question everyone is asking these days,
"Who is Dark Jedi?"...
ADG