Here is my long criminal record:
1990 Petty theft yes jail time served. 18 years old and stupid.
1995 Shoplifted a pair of $45 jeans for a GF yes jail time. Damn I was STUPID LOL
2005 Illegal use of a of Credit Card which my ex actually committed but somehow i got fucked for that. Yes jail time.
OMG watch out everyone I am worse than Al Capone. what a fucking joke.
I am 39 years old with three minor fuck ups and damn everyone wants me out of PORN
|