It's all my fault...
When Dan mentioned to me at a party that he was taking steroids so that he could swing his "bat" like Barry Bonds, I neglected to tell him about the side-effects...
Here's rare footage of Dan in his younger days getting taser-gunned while running around nekkid at the Coachella festival:
Anybody that knows Dan, understands that he is getting a kick out of this.
ADG