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Originally Posted by marlboroack
What do you think he is doing right now?
I'm kinda freaking out, i wanted to take the boat out tonight and tomorrow but I'm kinda feeling sketchy about it. If the all mighty smighter does come to earth to check purity and claim our souls. Do you think it will be instant or accidental? Would you die horribly on earth in a brutal accidental purposely committed death from God? Or would it be a snap and your are there with all the answers you could ask as peaceful and painless as ever. Called 3 Churches for an answer to that question and they thought i was pranking them...
Got a lot of shit to think about tonight, I'm trippin balls about it.
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The bible thumpers said that when the rapture comes, the unbelievers will get penetrated in all holes by Great Eruptor Worm in the Sky and die of intestinal worm semen implosion. That's not even the worst part. Any family members who are to be saved, will cornhole and ream out your pink orifices with giant pickles, or whatever fruit/vegetable is on the approved list -- and whatever is sturdy enough to pry open your meat tunnels.
Prepare all holes.