Well Ive been selected.

I am off to the rapture. It must of been those stray cats I fed outdoors, year round for a few years. I knew I earned my spot.
Anyhow, what are we going to do all day pray? That should get real boring, real fast.
hmmmmmmm daydreaming.....
.. when I was about 14 I used to always skip out of church with my buddy and go up to the small town older guy's 3.2 tavern and have a "hot beef" with the old dudes and watch em spit into cans and play cards on Sunday morning. So fun......
Wonder if I can skip out of the rapture?
