I was re-reading Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis (well worth the read!), and at the back of the copy I have there are some interesting suggestion links. I visited
this one and was amazed at what I found... (hotlinks below!)
Jackhammer Jesus
Baby Jesus
Virgin Mary
and even
Holy Water Lube!
The descriptions are hilarious...
Holy Water Lube:
"Warding off dryness since 159 B.C.
Jesus wept but you don't have to.
Don't spend forty days and forty nights in the desert!
Bless your sweet pootang and dip that ass in the Water of LIFE!
Baptize that John and make it an upright Christian!
Hide the Pulpit with the speed of an Olympic luge!
Don't just give into temptation...Slide into it..and out of it..and into it."
Virgin Mary
"Hail Mary!
Virgin Mary like most smart women knows there is a Second Coming. And a Third. And a Fourth.
So give the Lucky Virgin what she wants!
"The Mother is.... Superior."
There's more at
the site, including Buddha!!
