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Lose 25 pounds and even more in 3 easy steps:
1. Get a white sheet and cut out holes for your eyes
2. Throw white sheet over yourself
3. Stand in your new white sheet in any ghetto and watch yourself burn more fat than you could ever imagine.
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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