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NEWS FLASH****
AP - The federal mandated presidential alcohol consumption levels have been officially raised. President George W. Bush is now required to down, "at least a 6-pack of american beer daily", according to government officials.
This move, marks the begining of the long awaited drunkeness of the president. When asked to comment on the move, White House officials only said, "none - the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners. the rest of the galleries are free placements."